Nights hurricane Earl hit: 0
Things I couldn't consume because of Baby Wilks: 4
Number of horses who attacked our food: 0
Mosquito bite count: 7 on left arm, 2 on head, 3 on middle right finger, 6 on behind.
Pancake sized spider bites: 0
50-year-old hippie surfer with a "permanently closed" surf shop listed on Google who still rents boards out of his garage sometimes: 1
Overall, another successful year.