Married couples we vacationed with, two.
Invasion of wild horses on our site, two.
Loud New Jersey neighbors who shared everything with us, one.
Frightened child after seeing us naked in the shower together, one.
Itchy bug bites, thirty-one.
Itchy bug bites that are probably from spiders, five.
Itchy bug bites that expanded into the size of a softball, one.
Very successful camping trip.